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Apr 21

impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

Apr 21

tazilp:

curi0sity-killed-kat:

coziestchimera:

spindascafe:

harmonizeorelse:

good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.

WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD

these songs

so deep

I am cry

HIT ME BABY SPANISH LIME

Apr 21
sophmoreslump:


sophmoreslump:

im jesus


judas no

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus

judas no

Apr 21

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

Apr 21

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

Apr 21

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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Apr 21

blueshae:

have you every felt so done with everything that you just feel like the only way to relive the stress and anger with in yourself is to rip your face off and hope it was just a mask

Apr 21

whiteblackjesus:

internetexplorers:

when children do things and u just wanna murder them

like be children

Apr 21

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Apr 21

http://blueshae.tumblr.com/post/83440674954/twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-cell-mate →

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a…